I know, I know. You and your wife are looking for a nice home to start a family. Maybe you’re a bit skeptical of the area. But, just hear me out. This Hades neighborhood is really coming around. What some call a terrifying dungeon of torment and suffering, I call a beautiful riverfront property! Even better, this storied neighborhood was briefly home to such celebs as Heracles and Theseus. Can someone say star-studded?! Access to the cul-de-sac is heavily guarded by a lovely pooch named Cerberus, so you won’t have to worry about any of your little ones running off. Ever.
Just consider it. I know once you do, you’ll be dying to make this your eternal home!