Day In The Life: Chocolate Oak Aged Yeti

You think it’s easy being this sexy? I’m here to tell you… it ain’t. I walk in to a bar with my smooth chocolate notes and my cayenne kick and I’ve got all eyes on my 22 ounces. Believe me, the ladies love the cayenne kick. But, deep down, I’m just a normal Great Divide beer: delicious, friendly and looking to settle down. Yeah, I pair nicely with raw oysters. Does that make me a playboy? Just because I enjoy a nice Kumamoto now again doesn’t mean I don’t have a softer, sensitive side.

Listen, I get it. You think you’ve got me pegged. I’ll spend an evening with you and never call. But, hey baby, I can’t help that I’m seasonal.